Right around now, college students are going on Spring Break, Easter Break, Mid-Semester Break or just “I Need a Break” Break. Ours was last week, but since I was blowing off stuff I was supposed to do then for things I had to do here, I figured I’d take a week off and hope nothing explodes.
Speaking of exploding, enjoy this typo, as you ponder the way in which someone could literally do this:

I hope he packed extra pants.
Until next week.
Vince (a.k.a. The Doctor of Paper)